Mafia 2 - Post Restriction Mafia - Game Over - Town Won

[hippo]

your rhymin' skills are hot? dogg, you livin' in denial,
well done you made it rhyme, now hit me with some style,
believe me, homie, you can't handle what i got,
ah fuck it anyway, coupla days and you'll be shot.

[hagler]

you say shot?
why what have you got?
you talk like some young blood rapper
whos blonde bimbo slapper
thinks your the man
but you cant ryme
like green eggs and ham   

[Sir Villain]

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Vote
1- Gravey  Steve Van Halen,)
7-  Hagler (TheQuigMaster, Amadjin, Billyman, Raygyn Bull, Manic, Krazytim1888, Hippo)
1- Amadjin (Evil Weasel)
4- No lynch (Ray Von Chong, Fozza Gump, Currieman, Hagler)

Not Voting - 7: (Happy Axeman, Supreme Unseen, History Girl, Gravey, Emilou, Evil Sooty, ChurchofHalo)
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The librarian strolls in....



"Whoa lads, calm down. We dont want a repeat of Biggie vs Tupac in this library. Now can you dig that, Sucka?"

[hippo]

I say bring the style and you bring me eggs and ham,
I knew you couldn't rap but come on, homie, damn.
You ask me what i meant when i said that you'll be shot,
When a three year old goat could work out i meant by swat,
And it's the same blonde slapper that i'm giving a bone,
That'll say shes got a headache when you try it on at home,
Now come on, hagler, lay down some lyrics with some class,
Cos right now it's clear to see, i'm handing you your ass.

[hagler]

you say goats head?
maybe your not mafia
cause they you horses

if i end up dead
people will hold it against ya
you will end up.........just like moses

it reminds me of a song by the great by the great john fogerty

Now I?ll be glad when you die, you rascal you, uh-huh.
I?ll be glad, oh I?ll be tickled to death when you leave this earth it?s true, oh yeah.
When you?re lyin? down six feet deep, no more fried chicken will you eat.
I?ll be glad when you?re dead, you rascal you, oh yeah.


UNVOTE BILLYMAN
VOTE HIPPO

[hagler]

ok......i thought picking out the mafia was going to be a synch
but now im getting the blame so i can only UNVOTE HIPPO............
VOTE NO LYNCH

[hippo]

If you end up dead as a result of this MC feud,
They won't hold it against, they'll show me gratitude,
i'd like to think a lynching was contributed to by this,
Cos even if you aint mafia, you should die for how you diss,
But it's hardly cos of me which i think that you should note,
I hardly kicked it off, i was the seventh one to vote,
But enough of this now, embarassin you aint tough,
And plus we've been warned, the librarian said enough.

[Evil Weasel]

*ring*

yo evry1, chnge ur vote 2 amadjin 2 hlp us get rd of him! lol! XD! lol! hagler is prbly inisent. we no want injustis yo. lol! XD!

*click*

[hagler]

And plus we've been warned, the librarian said enough.

ah ah.finaly a threat
from someone so well dressed
your giving it away
as to who you are
town folk dont eat caviar

[hagler]

that last one had no meaning
but ive been on the piss all day
and my bed is a yearning

but please promiss me this...
that when i am lynched
im already pissed

[i2i Killer 89]

Is this amazing rapping from Hippo gonna get Hagler lynched?

It looks like it and who am I to argue?

UNVOTE: NO LYNCH
VOTE: HAGLER

[Evil Weasel]

*ring*

Amajdin nos tht haglers a townE cuz hes rly a mafia! XD LOL! he wnts 2 get rid of him so tht the townEs R weeknd. XD! Dont B stpid Nd vote 4 hagler! Undo ur votes I say! rEmove Amadjin NOW!

l8er! XD!

*click*

[Evil Weasel]

*Ring* (Again)

W8! teh onlE way 2 save hagler frm stUpid linchng is 2 vote nO linch! its teh onlE way!

l8er! GN!

*click*

Unvote: Amadjin
Vote: No lynch

[Sir Villain]

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Vote
1- Gravey  Steve Van Halen,)
8-  Hagler (TheQuigMaster, Amadjin, Billyman, Raygyn Bull, Manic, Krazytim1888, Hippo, Currieman)
4- No lynch (Ray Von Chong, Fozza Gump, Hagler, Evil Weasel)

Not Voting - 7: (Happy Axeman, Supreme Unseen, History Girl, Gravey, Emilou, Evil Sooty, ChurchofHalo)
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The librarian walks back in. He shuffles around and places a box of pencils on a table near by and takes a chair. He sits down playing a sudoku game completely ignoring everyone around him. After a while he checks the book which he left earlier. He looks at the 8 votes for Hagler and notes that only 3 more are needed before the first poor soul is chucked outside for the SWAT team to pick off. He signs thinking to himself. "Hagler only had himself to blame. How could he get so badly beaten in a Rap-Off battle? After such poor beats being laid down he stood no chance. The guy with the loud phone keeps defending him though." Another thought ran into his head, the 3 people who hadnt posted yet. "Hmm I wonder where Axeman could be, History Girl and Supreme are all as quiet as mouses. Never mind maybe we can find some other folks to smuggle in through the secret passage into the library. Yawn Im tired and its time for bed"
The Librarian takes one look around, he walks over to Evil Weasel and asks him politlely to turn his mobile onto silent as this is a library after all and with another at the book he quietly shufflles off into the distance hallway.

[hagler]

dont do it evil
these are are bandwagon people
they'll think your with me
but we will soon work these bastards out.... see

[froganomis]

evil learn to write better... i aint not mafiosa,iv stated my reason as to why i want hags to be lynched so i argue no more...you voting for me though?you'll lose a valuable guy but hey it dont matter,us townfolk are gonna win

[fozza gump zzz]

hippo whats this rappin shit its drivin me insane,
ya rappins like ya mother man, both of em' just lame
i'd give up now or i'll get in n wipe the floor with u
maybe launchin all these threats you're mafia too.
you sure ur not just hidin it, when u die i'll get u a wreath
maybe ya killin and spillin ya should think about chillin before i start fillin ya FACKIN teeth

[froganomis]

yo this aint 8 mile so chill the fuck out fozza get on this band wagon lets get rid of some mafia (hags ) Cos we're SIMPLY THE BEST!!! c'mon i want day 2 to come along cos this one is stupid apart from hags we got no leads,so lets get him,cos hes bound to be mafia and his rhyming is turnin me in a wee leprechaun hehe

[fozza gump zzz]

ok ok i admit. his rhyming is absolutley shocking. therefore i figure that i've never seen a mafia rapper and he aint much of a rapper so:
Unvote: no lynch
Vote: hagler

[hagler]

well well well.............fv ck me
im gonna be dead cause im not lennon or marcartney
the first dead toonie because i cant ryme
please dump my body in the river tyne




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Vote
1- Gravey  Steve Van Halen,)
9-  Hagler (TheQuigMaster, Amadjin, Billyman, Raygyn Bull, Manic, Krazytim1888, Hippo, Currieman, Fozza Gump)
3- No lynch (Ray Von Chong, Hagler, Evil Weasel)

Not Voting - 7: (Happy Axeman, Supreme Unseen, History Girl, Gravey, Emilou, Evil Sooty, ChurchofHalo)

2 more needed for Haglers lynch